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Ted Nugent is an asshole redneck, who gets an erection from murdering innocent animals.
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its when you sleep with a girl and she gets up to leave the room and you crossbow her in the back.
Chris got mad at Evelyn so he gave her a ted nugent when she when to the bathroom.
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1) Obvious: Guitarist from the 70's
2) Slang for pot weed marijuana. Derived from the word nugget which is slang for high grade pot. Used in written, emailed or spoken conversation to avoid detection. Also, concert tickets are usually 50 bucks, so it makes it convenient for drug dealing slang.
Hey bro, did you get that Ted Nugent ticket for me?
Yeah, it's $50. Just swing on by and pick it up.
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Bruce Springsteen's evil redneck half
"I'd really love to see The Boss and Ted Nugent duke it out in a boxing ring."
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Oh lighten up. Ted Nugent is a guitar master who happens to run a militia, that's all.
You can't grill it 'till you kill it.
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A guitar God who never did drugs or alcohol, although he got more ass than a toilet seat. He has a different point of view than most rock musicians, as he is entitled to. His songs own, and anybody who criticizes him obviously hasn't heard much of his work
Ted Nugent rebels against the rock mainstream
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A talented, patriotic, and quite funny rock guitarist. Should run for President of the US.
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