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a drink:How to make a Tej Panesar
Ingredients:
5 parts pride
3 parts humour
1 part beauty
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness. OR
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!
hehe.
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A drink: How to make a Tej Panesar
Ingredients:
5 parts pride
3 parts humour
1 part beauty
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness. OR
Method:
Layer ingredients in a shot glass. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!
hehe.
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A little boy who is my friend who wears a wife beater he loves to eat curry and play basketball with a coconut
OH IMAGINE BEING TEJ LUTHRA WOWOWOWOWOW
That guy at work who listens in on a conversation, then as the parties walk away, he makes a sly remark only just audible to other office staff. A real low life.
If he had something to add, he should just speak up, but no he went all dirty Tej on us.
When you are downing a glass of Tej but the racket doesn't slide down too easy.
At the party Charles was dared to have a glass of Slurpee Tej, you should've heard the noises from the bathroom after.
When you guzzle down a smooth glass of Tej but his tennis racket gets caught in your throat.
Last night Charles got dared to do a Slurpee Tej, you should've heard him on the toilet shrieking away.