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A Tele-tuggy is essentially a hand job or "tuggy" given to a recipient who is watching television.
This is a play on the word "Teletubbie" which may give the illusion that a "tele-tuggy" is an inocent act which is not sexual in nature; making the persuit of tele-tuggies easier.
Cindy: Dave, why don't you turn off the TV and come to bed?
Dave: South Park is on... I have a better idea! Why don't you come over here and give me a tele-tuggy?
Having psychic abilities that are useless in predicting the outcome of relevant events. Dreams and visions of this nature simultaneously provide enough facts to be disturbing, and too few facts to act upon.
"My brother and I are tele-pathetic, we both predicted that nothing important would happen today."
"If I weren't so tele-pathetic I would have known where in Nebraska the accident was going to happen."
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Taking a selfie pic with a friend, or famous person, except the other person isn't there but only on the television in the background.
Mitchell took a tele-selfie with Rafael Nadal. Too bad Nadal was only on the television in the background.
A big deal among Illinois College grads.
A work of fiction told through the medium of television
Coined by Andrew F.
The story was full of action and it made a wonderful tele-tale.
The act of pooping while talking on the phone.
I hate it when people take a tele-deuce while in a public restroom.
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Using cell phone or land line to comfort or remove age appropriate responsibility from another - generally a son or daughter who would benefit from learning to deal with adversity without parental intervention. Similar in approach to e-coddle but more interactive and often involves the parent/coddler demanding to speak with another adult or organizational representative who is not performing as the child (and parent) would like.
Nicole's mom could not help but call and tele-coddle her when she saw that Nicole looked unhappy in the on-line camp pictures.
(v) to smoke Marijuana, and talk to a friend via the internet or other telecommunications method.
Mark lit up a J and then tele-blazed his buddy Quinden, who has also just smoked a lovely bubbler. The two excitedly converse about the possibilities inherent in the watermelon pipe.
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