tell me about it

1) A way of stating that they're talking about something you know very well or agree with.
2) A way of stating that they're actually talking about you. (Often used as sarcasm).

1)
Ben: Punching hurts people
Frank: Tell me about it!

2)
Ben: Did you tell her about your "problems"
Frank: Being god-like isn't a problem
Ben: Tell me about it

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Tell me why

Meant to emphasize how ridiculous a certain situation is. Put in front of a statement. It is never taken as a question, therefore, is never answered.

"Tell me why it was sunny this morning and now it's raining."

"Tell me why there's a hole in my rudepants."

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Tell me more

When someone say something stupid or simple. It's used to annoy people by asking them to tell you more when the statement is final.

Leetal - You're so lame
Johnny - Yah? Tell me more.
Leetal - ..... your lame
johnny - Yah? Tell me more.

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please tell me!

What a girl says when she wants you to tell her what you were going to say. This girl usually likes you, in all situations, and is desperate to talk to you. A "please tell me" can usually be started intentionally for fun.

Guy: Hey... i have to tell u something. important.
Girl: Um.. okay?
Guy: be ready.. its really bad
Girl: OK!
Guy: ... nvm
Girl: No tell me joe
Guy: no
Girl: plzzz tell me!
Guy: no..
Girl: Please tell me!
guy: i was jk... i never had to say anything lmao
girl: wtf stop trying to lie!
guy: Blocked.

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you tell me

Expression of strong agreement.

Facebook status: Carla misses the sun :-( and noticed how pale everyone looks in England today.

Friend's reply: you tell me! I think i'm gonna get some tropical sunshine in Florianopolis next month.

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tell me a story

Ok. Let me think of one. It might be a sad one though. Just warning you.

A guy and a girl sit in the same class, but far away from each other. The girl looks at the guy once in a while because she still feels an emotional attachment for him. She doesn't know if the guy has any feelings for her anymore but still hopes they could be together. The guy has told the girl his reason for breaking up, but the girl is dissatisfied with his answer. So she created a new identity. An identity that would get the truth out of the guy. This new identity would follow the guys youtube channel. I will continue this story in "tell me a story 2".

"Tell me a story, sis" said the girl on the top bunk, staring down at her sister who just wants to go to bed. ):

Tell me why

The best song ever written by backstreet boys in 1999. Also sang by the criminals in Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Tell me why
AIN"T NOTHIN BUT A HEART ACHE

Tell me why
AIN"T NOTHIN BUT A MISTAKE
Tell me why
I NEVER WANT TO HERE YOU SAY,

I WANT IT THAT WAY

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