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The function of committing sexual acts in a religious setting or building of any kind.
The verb is split into two parts Templ - ing. The first part can easily be changed to where ever this act occurred. I.E. Church-ing, Synagog-ing etc.
It can also be used singular or without the -ing.
Damn, i just templed her nice and hard!
How did you temple her?
When did you templed him?
Eww, why would you ever temple that piece of trash?
I love to temple!
My parents caught me while templing this really attractive girl at me sisters Bat Mitzvah.
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Normally a religious term, the word temple comes from the Latin word templum. It can mean...
1. n. A place used for worship, usually during ancient times. However, it is often the name for where Hindu, Buddhist, Zoroastrian, Shinto, and Sikh religions practice.
2. n. The region on the head behind the eyes, near the temporal bone.
3. n. Several cities in the United States are named Temple, in states including Georgia, Maine, Michigan, New Hampshire, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania and Texas.
4. n. One of two buildings in Jerusalem that is at the center of Jewish faith.
1. I went to the temple with my Buddhist friend the other day. It was strange.
2. A person often rubs their temples when they have a headache.
3. We're going to drive over to Temple next weekend, you in?
4. I heard Tommy had gone to Jerusalem to visit The Temple.
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your physical body. typically a male body
I'm working out and eating, gotta take care of the temple.
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A place where people tend to pray, like the ancient aztek used to sacrifice people.
"Joe is gonna be sacrificed today, at that new temple. Wanna come watch?" "sure, That'd be fun."
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When all residents of a household (your temple) are having sex with their partners at the same time.
"Fancy a templing tonight?" "Yeah, I'll give Tiff a ring, who are you getting round?"
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A place where all types of ideas could be spoken, traded, and exchanged, where no topic was off-limits or forbidden.
You're forver in our hearts.
1989-January 17th 2009
RIP-&T "The Temple"
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Considered by many to be the equivalent to a complete rectal examination.
The Water Temple from Zelda 64, which has to be the hardest, most difficult level known to man. Ever. Filled with traps, mazes, puzzles, illusions, and who knows how many times you have to raise and lower the water level.
Every gamer I have spoken with has only rude, vulgar things to say about the Water Temple - and many stories of trial and error - using the wrong keys on the wrong doors, saving and screwing up in the wrong places, forgetting which rooms were which... it's a hellhole.
It is also used outside of the gaming world to describe a problem that is virtually impossible to solve.
The only thing I don't get is why they put the hardest level in the middle of the game.
I spent four fucking hours in the Water Temple and I still have no idea where the fuck I'm going.
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Tom: Dude! I can't figure this out! We are seriously fucked!
Mike: This is worse than the Water Temple!
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