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Ten Second Epic is an alternative rock band from Edmonton, Alberta Canada. Their latest album, Count Yourself In was released on October 10th, 2006 on Black Box Recordings.
Although they come from the worst city in Alberta they are still the best motherfucking band in the world.
Joe: Have you hear the song " Count Yourself " In by Ten Second Epic?
Jon: No
Joe: Dyke
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Variants include the three, five, or seven second rule, but rarely further than that.
Refers to the ammount of time a person must be out of their seat before it becomes avaliable for others to steal
*Person 1 gets out of seat*
Person 2: Ten second rule!
*Person 2 collapses smugly into seat. Person 1 may choose to comment upon the sexual orientation of Person 2's mother at this time*
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The Ten Second Warning is the brief period before vomiting where you are aware of what is about to happen. It's like your body telling you to get to a sink or toilet, unless you want the extra hassle of mopping your own stomach acid off the floor.
"Hmm, I'm suddenly wide awake; there better be a good reason for my precious sleep being disturbed. My stomach doesn't feel so good, and-- oh crap, it's The Ten Second Warning! Find a toilet!"
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When a guy gets so excited that he barely gets her shirt off before and blows his load, usually acompanied by the excuse "meh, it's been a while".
Typically happens to virgins, engineers, dush-bags in suits, any guy aged 14-19, this guy named Dan that I met at my friends birthday party last month, and dudes with large commic book collections.
Last night was horrible. He started feeling me up and this wet spot formed in his pants and he ran for the bathroom. He was such a ten-second-tom.
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A Guy who blows his load in 10 secends through too much excitement. Jonny had a Ten second wonder
I think Jon took a Ten second wonder just looking at her.
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A term used in the Fast and Furious. A ten second car is a car you owe a person. You are obliged to give the car no matter what circumstances.
Dominic Toretto, "Hey, you know you owe me a ten second car right?"
Fast and Furious
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Used to describe the years 2010-2019. Used in the same manner as the 70's, 80's or 'First Ten'.
Back during the First Ten, it was Rock & Roll... what kind of music did you listen to in the Second Ten?