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An unusual name for a girl, or a boy, depending on the light conditions and the way they are standing/what they are doing at the time. Actually, often it is quite hard to tell the difference between a girl and a boy named Tenae, so much so that they may be defined as the same thing in correct circumstances.
Sadly, most of the "Tenae" race is oversized, to the point where Tenae's are often indistinguishable, not just between male and female, but between a planet and a Tenae. It is predicted that by 2013 the International Union d'Aerospatiale will have catalogued and assigned codes to all the Tenae's on our planet, declaring them planets.
It should not be forgotten also, that many Tenae's have a particular affinity for blood, and are known to be more than rough in the bedroom, which they also spend alot of time in.
Other than these things, Tenae's are known to be fun, carefree and over the top, but in a good way (most of the time). Their natural habitat is the beach, doing sporty things (ironic considering their planetary size), whilst they particularly despise all forms of chemistry, except organic chem. Often they are quick to argue and jump at a sarcastic remark, and often they are left without any sort of response, their mouths gaping whilst they are dominated by superior beings such as Jason's and Nic's. It is believed by many animal experts that this "gaping mouth" explains both the sexual reactivity of a Tenae and their size, however it is not known for sure.
Here we can see a Tenae in their natural habitat, trolling the beaches of South Western Australia. LOOK! here she goes, what an amazing moment viewers, right here we are witnessing a real Tenae rolling into the water!
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A disposable pad for protecting your underpants from uncontrollable urine leakage (incontinence)
Girl 1: I p*ss myself when I laugh.
Girl 2: You should wear a Tena Lady pad.
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dancing so bad that people watching will need pantie pads to stop themselves pissing with laughter
Gary hit the dancefloor and cleared a space with his tena dancing
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The sexiest guy that ever attends pornhub
Cruz Tena is so sexy his pangas is so large
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A prostitute who will milk you dry for a Tenna (£10)
John: Man I need a shag
Adi: When you get paid head down the docks and see a Tena Lady
John: Whats a Tena Lady
Adi: She'll do anything for a Tenner - the dirty bitch.
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The most sexiest guy in school
Cruz Tena is so sexy his pangas is so large
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