tenderize

To immerse the subject person in continuous patterns of sincere, intense and highly concentrated physical and emotional affection.

"Tenderized Love" represents the climactic state of amorousness that results between the subject and the "acting party" after prolonged episodes of tenderizing.

Raffi: I'm going to tenderize you so good - it won't be weird I promise...

Jim: Love me tender love me sweet!

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Tenderitis

Lack of temperment in handling rough or hot objects.

"Youch! Will you grab that pan for me? I have tenderitis."

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Tender

ADJ.

Used to descibe a female who is very good looking in that innocent way.

Side Note:
In sign language tender is expressed by the pinching of the thumb and forefinger together.

That girl is TENDER!

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Tender

Used to described something cool.

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Tender

Being so high, or stoned that you forget your name, date of birth, or your friends name... all that you can say is dude and laugh. Also, the state of complete lostness and bliss.

Dude... i'm fuckin tender.
Activities to do while tender are munchin', creepin', and sleepin'

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tender

Young, innocent girl

"I'll give you ten dollars and you can be my tender."

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Tender A

When a person's bunghole is sore from explosive diarrhea. In severe cases you may even need some Preperation H or baby wipes.

Damn, Weej, your cookin' gave me tender A.

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