teng

the invisible asian samurai that was once a poop smith, every chinese new years he comes out at midnight and attacks poor innocent children and steals their money. teng once lived as a rich king but then died of being with to many beautiful girls.

Beware children or Teng will come and eat you then steal your money.

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nabei teng teng

no meaning i learn from my yp friend

eh you nabei teng teng

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yan teng

someone with very nice hair so elegant and graceful that he is able to materialize feng shui around him allowing him to achieve amazing luck in any situation. extremely smart and hardworking more than anyone else you know. Yan teng is a kind of person to steal your girlfriend and do your mom and youd still want to be with him cus of his amazing feng shui and nice hair

yan teng is coming

my legs are already wet

Teresa Teng

(Chinese: 鄧麗君) A taiwanese pop singer who died as a result of a severe asthma attack in 1995. Undoubtedly the best-selling and most influential C-Pop singer of all time, Ms Teng's songs all reached classic status within her lifetime. Her songs are instantly recognisable in Taiwan, Hong-Kong, Macau, China, Japan, Singapore, Indonesia, Thailand, Malaysia and cities in North-America and Australia with large Chinese-speaking communities such as Los Angeles, Sydney, Brisbane and Vancouver. Teng is quite possibly the best known popular singer in the history of the world and is regarded by many to be the best.

Holy fuck she sings so well lah sounds almost like Teresa Teng.

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Big teng

A ween o folk I know, they go by the names of Ethan Best, Charles verner and young Adam nesbitt

Look over there, there’s the big tengs

mun teng

The most graceful clown with a mind for words. She'll burn you to the ground, with her amazing wit, but she'll also be the shoulder to cry on when you're down. Aspiring writer.

Damn, you're a genuine mun teng.

Rui teng

rui teng ;

rui teng is very pweatty and cute (or not), she is not very fast but if u make her angry, run. she is good in punishing (in a bad way) and shes tall.

BF : i love rui teng, shes da bomb.