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Vlad Tepes (english: Vlad The Impaler) was the voievod (english: Ruler) of Tara Romaneasca (english: Wallachia).
He is commonly known as Dracula because he impaled people.
English guy: Have you heard of Dracula ?
Romanian guy: Yes, but he is based on Vlad Tepes.
A fold in one's pants at the crotch that looks like a boner.
No one could shake their gaze from the bulge in Brad's pants. There was a gasp when he stood up to get something to drink, but the tension subsided when we realized he was just sporting a creepy tepee.
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When you kick someone so hard in the nuts, that there balls retard and dangle from their noses
I hate that douche- I am gonna waka tepe him
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When two woman acknowledge to having sex with the same man and are now bonded by having shared the same tepee at one point or another.
“Hey Amy, I heard you and Todd banged it out last night. I slept with Todd last month. I guess we’re Tepee Twins now!”
Göbekli Tepe is the site in modern-day Turkey of the first recorded civilization on Planet Earth.
Göbekli Tepe translates as “Potbelly Hill”.
It dates to around 12,000 years ago although possibly older. It correlates well to the timeline of the appearance of the human acne bacterium ca. 15,000 years ago, then ca. 12,900 years ago when a meteorite hit the Hiawatha glacier in Greenland, the last ice age, the Younger Dryas, followed by the domestication of wild wheat and barley.
The acne bacterium kickstarted adaptive behaviour change, caused by a fungal infection, from small hunter-gatherer family groups to full insectualization run by a death cult.
Aliens: Take me to your leader. The last address we had was Potbelly Hill, DC.
Homer: DC? As in Capitol Hill, Washington DC?
Aliens: Yes, DC as in death cult.
Homer: Potbelly parasites with a pot of money, mind control, dark magic while the rest of us writhe around in a feudalistic system of indebted servitude?
Aliens: Nothing much has changed…if you ignore technological advancement.
Homer: What have I done to deserve this???
Aliens: Predictive programming.
Homer: Doh!
Aliens: The last time we visited we came across a fun guy who was a shaman hooked on drugs and lucid dreaming. We left him to it.
The Original Potbelly Hillbilly Shaman Fun Guy (actions translated into words): “I’ll mind control you with my religious cult and you will give me the fruits of your labor. I’ll sow my wild oats with whomsoever and in what way as I so please, get whacked out of my head on drugs and enter in and out of the lucid dreaming state. This is going to be one hell of a wild ride. Whatever you do leave the fruits of my wild apple tree alone!”
Outcast: “Why can’t they see through this rotten apple? He gets everyone to work for him, store their gathered food with him, he gets his wicked way, and in return they get mumbo jumbo.”
The Domino Effect: “I found my thrill on Potbelly Hill…”
JoKeR: “ATF4”
Solo: “ATF4”
JoKeR: “So, I am no different than the original potbelly hillbilly on Göbekli Tepe casting my magic spell over all.”
Solo: “Would you Adam and Eve it…you were my thrill, on Potbelly Hill.”
Nostradamus: 2020. Potbelly Hillbillies running the show, insectualization, mind control, order ab chao.
During an awkward moment, this hand gesture is used to mark the situation as awkward, usually making the situation noticeably more awkward. The awkward tepee is made by placing both of your hands/arms in a bottom-less triangle surrounding your head. Can also be performed with two people using one arm each, connecting with both heads in the "tepee." Both heads must be IN the tepee or it's just not right.
Girl 1- "Say something awkward"
Boy- "huh?"
Girl 2- "Spread em!"
Boy- "huh?!"
Girl 1- "Yes!" *awkward tepee*
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referring to Native Americans that used to creep up on white settlers
Bill told me to keep an eye out for tepee creepers while hunting
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