Animal Testing

The systematic approach to find which farm animal will give you the greatest amount of pleasure. This usually is done by running out to a local farm every night and having sex with a couple of the animals. Animals that kick, bite, remain dry, smell bad, or are too loose can be eliminated in this test.

“After conducting three months of animal testing I have discovered that nothing can replace your mother.”

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Animal testing

Testing on animals for the future of humans. 80-90% of medical research is of animal testing and is necessary for the existence of humans.

Moron: animal testing murders hundreds of innocent animals!

Scientist: if it weren’t for those animals you wouldn’t be alive.

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