A westernizing of the crude british slang- bollocks; which means testicles.
Testic, adj.
To describe when something is wrong, dishonest, or generally disagreeable. Derrived from testicles.
Guy One: "This happened to my buddy Eric."
Guy Two: "Thut up, yo. That's testic as fuck!"
adj.
1. Fearing of any danger to a testicle.
2. Endangering a testicle.
1. He has been very testical since his wife purchased the chains and whip.
2. Needles are testical when held at groin level.
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A specific type of castration which involves physical removing of the testicles. Traditionally, pliers are used, but any sort of gripping device works. Testication is known mostly for the way the gripping device is used. Random portions of the scrotum are grabbed with the tool and yanked away with the intent to remove as much flesh as possible. The process repeats until testicles are removed, or the participating parties decide to stop.
A game can be made out of testication with players taking turns with grabbing things. Ideally this should be done blind folded to maintain the true spirit of testication. Points are awarded by the amount of flesh removed and bonus points for testicles removed intact.
1. Frank wouldn't give up the location of the money, so Peter was forced to testicate him.
2. Omar and Perry were bored one night, so they picked up a drifter to testicate him. Perry won when he got both balls removed in his second tug.
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like a sausage fest, a party with a large male population that highly exceeds its female population
Guy 1:Dude, that party last night had 100 guys and only 2 chicks.
Guy 2: Damn, sounds like a testical festival
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another name for gizz or sperm
did you see drews pants? he had remains of testical tar everywhere
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When you eyes are really sensitive.
Just like a pair of testicals
Joe- Hey you better grab you sunglasses
Tom- Why?
Joe- It's so bright out here, and I know you have testical eyes.
Tom- Oh, ight. Thanks for the heads up.
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