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the strong resistance felt in the penis when trying to urinate after mastrabation.
the moans and groans coming from the bathroom was just victor, who was going through a bit of russian tetherball.
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when you date an old man and he has saggy balls. then you have to play with them to make the old man come like he did when he was twenty.
"randall has the most disgusting tetherballs, they are hairy and stinky and moldy and i hate sucking him off, i only do it because he is my sugar dada."
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A group of quirky, smart, kind, funny friends who adore each other and are loyal to each other first and formost.
*The tetherball group strutted through the playground, laughing and being their wacky selves. They didnt give a damn about what anybody thought. They were having fun and that was all that mattered.*
An unconventional method of deciding whether your newborn will have an innie or outie belly button. After the baby is delivered, the doctor asks the mother to stand up in the middle of the room. He gathers his nurses around the mother, and 'serves' the bay like a tennis ball.
It differs from conventional tetherball in that the object of the game is not for either team to wrap the ball around the pole (or in our case, the baby around the mother) a certain number of times in their respective direction, but rather to be the one with the hit that induces the breaking of the umbilical cord.
Since the purpose of the game is to leave to form of the belly button up to chance, the doctor does not cut the umbilical cord down shorter after it has broken, no matter how long it is.
Our lawyers recommend not to play next to windows. While baby's bones are made of cartilage, a high enough velocity can still shatter a window, causing hundreds of dollars in damage. Health care in America is expensive enough as it is; having to pay extra for a delivery in order to compensate for the damages would be a tragedy for a family. (See also: ObamaCare.)
Person 1: My parents had the doctors play Umbilical Tetherball with me.
Person 2: Oh, cool! *Lifts up P1's shirt* So, you're an Aquarius from 1994!
P1: It's not as cool as it sounds. The game ended with an I.V. lodged in my frontal lobe.
P2: Yeah. But at least you didn't break any windows.
P1: I'm literally unable to wipe my own ass.
A guy with testicals that hang very low.
You see that crackhead with no pants on? He got tetherball testis.
A sex position where the woman is suspended by three or more appendages with rope from the ceiling or other elevated surface and spun. The man then thrusts his hips forward and has sex with the woman in whatever hole he thrusts into
Dude, my girl and I tried tetherball last night. It was nuts!
the act of sitting on ones long hair and farting, in turn making the subject flail thier head uncontrolably..(like a tetherball)
dude, you remember the blonde bitch at the bar?? shewas sitting on the couch and i felt obligated to give her a tainted tetherball!!