Thanosize

(verb)

To make something look like Thanos by painting it purple and sometimes giving it a big chin

Customer: "Excuse me, where can I find thanosized shirts?"
Employee: "We have purple shirts over there" *points somewhere*
Customer: "Thank you, that does put a smile on my face"

thanosism

A religion in where you worship Thanos.

Person 1: Hey dude, what religion do you believe in?
Person 2: I believe in Thanosism.

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Thanosing

(Verb) To commit a mass murder.

Wanda: I’m going to be thanosing later today!
Ricardo: Oh cool you’re gonna... wait what?
Wanda: Yup! *pulls out a large knife*

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thanosed

1. To have been one of the victims turned to dust when Thanos snapped his fingers.

2. To have been eliminated as part of a group where approximately half the group was eliminated (i.e. a large layoff)

Aww man, half the Avengers were just Thanosed!

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Thanosing

When a crackpot comes up with a dumb idea that takes a normal person less than 10 seconds to figure out why it is dumb, but the crackpot can't be talked out of it because they don't ever come up with good ideas, so their ego gets wrapped up in never letting go of this one dumb idea.

Jenny McCarthy is off Thanosing again about why you shouldn't vaccinate your kids. She's dumb so this is all she has.

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Thanosism

Old English spelling: Thanostheism
Branches: Old Thanostheism, Revised Thanosism

Noun: the practice and religious belief of which the mad titan Thanos is praised god. Thanosism have two main branches, Old Thanostheism and Revised Thanosism. Old Thanostheism believes in Thanos and only Thanos, while Revised Thanosism believes in Thanos, the all powerful god, and the Black Order, the apostles of Thanos.

Thanosism is the newest established religion as of March, 2021.

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Thanosing

Destroying half/a lot of something

Marvel out here thanosing the captain marvel reviews because of the hate.

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