zoo

A place for people to stare at enslaved animals.

MOM, I WANT TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS. LET'S GO TO THE ZOO.

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zoo

Short for zoophile, which means one who has a deep emotional attraction to animals and may prefer them to a human as a companion/sexual partner. Different from bestialists in that they have compassion for the animal.

Chris is a zoo; he even brought his dog with him to Wendy's.

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zooed

(Probably no longer in use), however, the South Shore of Mass in the late 70s used "zooed" to mean: To put someone in an embarassing situation that they don't understand, yet everyone else is laughing at them....

Jane drove into the student parking lot in her dad's car, not knowing that eight jock straps and a 12 pack were dragging behind her tail pipe, she was wicked zooed.....

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zooed

to take something

That nigga zooed my weed

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Zoo

1. A person who is an absolute party animal and/or a complete drunken mess.
2. A house or location that is just a wild party.

May be altered to personal preference;

eg. zookini

"Man, you were a fucking zookini last night"
"That party last night was a god damn zoo."

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The Zoo

Being "high" due to the inhalation of the dried leaves and flowers of the cannabis plant. Used when in the presence of people who look down upon smoking.

Steve: Hey you wanna go to the zoo?
Bill: Sure lets smoke some weed.

Steve: You at the zoo yet?
Bill: No, I'm still in line, hasn't taken effect yet

Steve: I think we've been going to the zoo too much lately
Bill: Yeah i can't remember the last week.

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zooed

to be high on marijuana

"Oh, man, I was so zooed last night on the way into the concert, I could't even find my seat!"

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