Ass to Ass

When two people split a Chicago Polish Sausage.

Chicagoan 1: "Hey man, I'm not going to eat all this Polish. You want to go Ass to Ass?"

Chicagoan 2: "Hells Yes!" "Cut it up"

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ass to ass

The sex act performed in "Requiem for a Dream" but now commonly referenced when one's employer demands of you a seemingly meaningless yet excessively time consuming task

Friend: What did you do at work today?
Lowly Summer Analyst: Ass to ass!!

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Ass-ass

The final phase of using the suffix "-ass" when insulting someone.

Look at that stupid-ass, dumb-ass, gay-ass, ass-ass mothafucka!

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ass

An animal that hee-haws.

That ass is loud.

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Assness

1. A word used to describe something extremely annoying or frustrating.

2. The quantity or quality of buttocks in a given situation or area.

1. If I had to describe this game's assness, I just have to say: It's very ass!

2. I was at a "gentlemen's club" yesterday, and the assness was extrordinary.

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ass

(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Big Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass

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-ass

a suffix that can be added to most descriptive words

phat-ass
fat-ass
crack-ass
big-ass
long-ass
hot-ass
sweet-ass

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