how I roll

A completely arbitrary and pathetic way to excuse any sort of behavior. By defining an action or ideal as "how you roll", you make whatever you're describing perfectly acceptable to any and all audiences. After all, it's how you roll.

Girl: Hey, what's wrong with you, grabbing a stranger's boobs in public?
Guy: Sorry, it's just how I roll.
Girl: Okay, that's fine then.

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"That's how I roll,"

The phrase used in response to a question you do not know how to answer

"Dude, what the fuck! Joe totally just told me you threw a watermelon at Julie's head on Saturday? Why would you even do that!?"

"That's how I roll,"

"Fair do's,"

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[that's how I roll]

popularized by Jack Black in his "Anchorman" cameo after he punts Baxter off the bridge.
it means "that's how I do things, if you don't like it, too bad. I am an independent person and I scoff at your preconceived notions of society."

Ron Burgundy: "wait, what are you doing?!"
(Jack Black punts Baxter, Ron's dog, off the bridge)
Jack: "That's how I roll"

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that's how I roll

A response used when someone compliments your things.

Bridget: Wow, Jackie! That is a nice plasma tv!
Jackie: That's how I roll!

or

Bridget: Jackie! Look at that bling!
Jackie: That's how I roll!

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That's How I Roll

An amazing signature creation from Cold Stone Creamery made with Cake Batter Ice Cream, Cookie Dough, Fudge, and Whipped Cream! YUMMM!!!

Cold Stone Mixmaster: Hi Welcome to Cold Stone! I can help the next group in line!

you: yes, I would like a Gotta Have it size That's How I Roll please. OH! With a waffle bowl too!

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Thats How I Roll

Your style. The way you act. Your actions.

Someone says, "man thanks for letting me hold down some loot" "you say hey thats how I roll."

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That's just how I roll.

A comeback for when someone questions your style, taste, or decision making. It can be used when the actual reason is too embarrassing to admit, would cause you to lose street cred, or you dont know why and want the other person to shut up.

Why are you going to see Bareback Mountain? Dude, that's just how I roll.
Why are you wearing a shirt with an amusing slogan, a trendy blazer, 300 dollar ripped jeans, and haven't shaved in a week? That's just how I roll.
Why are you ignoring me? That's just how I roll.

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