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Long-john \lawng-jon\, verb:
to repetively irritate; to bother incessantly; to drive crazy.
"stop long-johning me, get that thing out of my face already"
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it means a long penis and it squirts cum and impregnates women
oh long john do it do it hard and wet
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When one flap of the vagina lips is longer than the other.
Does your Long John hang low, does it wobble to the flo?
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Also known as "Slobbery Long Jawn".
After receiving a blow job from a girl on the top bunk of bunk beds, the act of jumping down to the ground in such a way that your slobbery, erect penis slaps the person occupying the bottom bunk in the face.
Now you are really gonna get it... I was only going to shroom slap you, but now I'm going to give you a slobbery long john!
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I busted such a large nut that my dong has jizzum frosting all along the shaft, a vanilla long john!!
To put a line of cocaine on ones boner and snort it off.
Julie just totally did a raging long john with randal.
An erect penis after having anal sex. penis cock dick boner woody hardon anal anus butt sex butt fuck
I had anal with my girlfriend right after she took a dump and got a chocolate long John.
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