Airpods

A visual sign of being a douche

Airpods are only used by douchey people

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AirPods

A cordless/wireless pair of earbuds that are sold by Apple and stored in a white round case. AirPods are STRICTLY worn by rich people and help them show their superiority. AirPods are also best when they are being used with a wave haircut.

Cord ear-buds guy: "listening to music" "nodding his head to the beat"
AirPods guy: Ew! a guy with "poor" people earbuds!
Cord ear-buds guy: Huh?
Airpods guy: oh, sorry. It's just I didn't know you were allowed to have cord ear-buds in public.

As you can see the man with AirPods is definitely better than the other man.

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Airpods

Something people in debt buy just to look cool. Typically they also carry around the newest iPhone to show off further how far into debt they are.

Person 1: Oh god, not another AirPods user.
Person 2: At least I'm not broke.
Person 1: What was that? I don't speak "In Debt".

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AirPods

A product created by Apple (yes another one), that looks like you would lose them every time you put them in.

Oh shit I dropped my AirPods, it’s so damn small I can’t find them. Oh well, better waste $150 on those peices of shit.

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AirPod

Music is added to an AirPod using AirTunes.

An Airpod is similar to an AirGuitar but the AirPod is a portable music player, Video player and much more...

comes in: AirPod Breeze, AirPod Cyclone, AirPod Classic

Jacob: Hey man let's go rock out to my AirPod

Brandon: Mhm Kay, but I need my AirPhones

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AirPods

If you wear them in public your basically flexing

Carlos - look jimmy has AirPods he’s so rich
Jeremy - I wish I had AirPods
Carlos - let’s steal them strait out his ears

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AirPods

What rich valley girls listen to their Taylor Swift with.

Chloe: Omg im sick of these cheap headphones
Stephanie: you should get AirPods, my t swizzle sounds way clearer with them

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