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A cinematic masterpiece; the epitome of comedy. A legendary comedy movie.
-Surely you can't be serious
-I am serious, and stop calling me
Shirley.
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Hilarious 1980 movie. After the navigator and both pilots are among multiple people on an airline heading to Chicago from Los Angeles that get sick from some strange foodbourne illness, a doctor and two flight attendants seek the help from everyday man Ted Stryker (the ex-lover of one of the flight attendants) who has trouble just going near a plane since he made what he believed to be a bad move during an airstrike in the Vietnam War.
The movie is known for it's very random humor (i.e. a group of reporters is getting info about the crisis when one of them says "Okay boys, lets get some pictures". They then walk over to a wall with framed photographs of airlines and randomly start taking them down and walking out the door).
I got annoyed when my friend kept uttering the "don't call me Shirley" joke from Airplane!
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When the guy cums in the girl's ass (/cockpit) and then she shoots it out in a spray of diarrhea-ejaculate mixture.
Last week I was home for Thanksgiving and my brother kept giving me the airplane to me! Ugh It Sucked And Was So Uncomfortable . Smh . !
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A device that is heavier than air, with wings that are fixed in place, and can fly. Usually accompanied by at least one pilot.
Airplanes are great fun to fly, and like any tool can be used for good or evil.
"Look at that airplane flying up there!"
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Can we pretend that Airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? 💜💙
Twilight: “M-Mordecai...can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? 😞”
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When you stick something up someone's ass crack
Victim: OWWWWWW
Prankster: YOU JUST GOT AIRPLANED BITCH!
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airplane is a hilarious movie that cannot be taken seriously. Its a classic movie even though its children offspring (airplane 2 and 3) were failures. if you haven't seen this movie... WATCH IT!!!
line from the movie airplane:
DOCTOR: what did the passengers eat for dinner?
ATTENDANT: Well they had a choice, either steak or fish.
DOCTOR: Oh yes now I remember I had lasagna.
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