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When a girl is sleeping and you wake her up by slipping your morning wood in her.
I gave her the alarm clock so she wouldn't be late for work.
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An act of fellatio which wakes the person receiving. Usually results in immediate nutting due to surprise and overall awesomeness.
"Why's your girlfriend got a black eye?"
"I was tired, so I hit the snooze button"
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A device that sounds an alarm at a specific time, waking you up. Some alarm clocks go off 30-45 minutes after its set time, either making you late or unprepared.
My alarm clock woke me up at 6:45 today. I didn't have time to eat a good breakfast, so I fell asleep in class.
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Waking up sentient beings. Getting folks to STAY WOKE. Making noise, speaking up, & being FREE! Resisting groupthink, doublespeak, foolishness, and BS.
Lupe: Yo, a Bodhisattva just rolled up on me and informed me. I can't go back to sleep.
Yoshi: That's real talk, sister. That Bodhisattva was alarm clocking you. STAY WOKE!
I pulled out my shotgun and blew my alarm clock away.
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the act of waking up in the morring to the sound or smell of your own fart or shit
dude the alarm clock i had this morrning runied my bedsheets
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The biggest gay. Let's start every day by being attacked and annoyed! Yeeeet
Gerald woke to his alarm clock blaring. In frustrating he beat his gurl Carol who was sleeping in the closet because she made herself a toaster strudel and didnt make one for Gerald. What a hoe she is.
Carol and Gerald don't only use their alarm clock to signal waking up but they also use it to tell them when to 'go to bed' of you know what I mean ;)
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