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A professional that studies the vibrations of machines and equipment, for the purpose of predicting which parts that may be wearing out. The ‘art’ of analyzing the vibration data is that of which a very select few can do. The analyst in most cases are extremely good looking, have a bum chin, and are great lovers.
The way Steve analyses those vibrations you can just tell he’s a great lover!
That Vibration Analyst is no 5-9!
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A person involved in the analysis, creation, maintenance and projection of Budgedes
Tupac Chopra is the best Budged Analyst in America.
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This is an individual that will deal primarily with anything the client is too lazy to figure out on their own. He will attempt to find out, through testing and research (RTFM), if the clients issue is a bug. Most common cause is lazy, under trained clients that process transactions incorrectly and don’t know why they are incorrect. He will also be called on to participate in client calls that the CSM’s can’t handle on their own, QA work, training, implementation, writing knowledge base articles, writing up bugs and anything else that the rest of the company does not want to do. These individuals can be found in the break room during a 3 hr lunch; watching “Rock of Love”, playing Wii and getting a massage. If they are “working” at their desks; listen for individuals screaming “not it” when client calls come in. They are also known to be utterly useless on Fridays; commonly smelling of hops and barely. If you encounter one of these individuals make sure to not make eye contact, ask for any help or seem happy for any reason; as they have been known to completely destroy other people via IM
Client: Hi, I am having a problem with my software can you help?
Application Support Analyst: Are you a client? If so, enter a ticket and I will get to it when you are considered a high priority client.
Client: How do I do that?
Application Support Analyst: Your manager has to call and bitch more to my manager.
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Noun. Person that forwards emails (for a quite high compensation) from the product owner to the software developer.
It can be easily automated / replaced by:
1. An Email Forwarder
2. Email alias to the developer's email
Well, Bruce, the Business Analyst sent me 3 feature requests from the product owner that are just the same. He might be very busy forwarding other emails.
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Someone who seems to know a lot of things about the business. He makes you go "oh" and "ah". Someone who can tell you why.
He's the king of knowledge.
He can also be an ass, because he knows everything. He has a right to be an ass.
The business operations analyst is having an affair with a former colleague who is engaged. He thinks no one knows. But everyone does, honey. Everyone does.
A person expert who is an expert on blowing in assholes
Your dad is an analyst puffer
Someone who is on welfare. (usually someone who was previously in a professional role).
Hey, are you unemployed?
No, I'm just a social benefits analyst!