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the act of tAKING A HUMUNGOUS SHIT AND THROWING IT IN SOME BICHES FACE
aFTER THAT SLUT PISED ME OFF I DECIDED TO GIVE HER AN ANGRY MONKEY
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When a man has been deprived of sex for so long, that he starts throw sperm and shit at you. Comparable to a unsexed lab monkey in a cage.
Hey what's that on your face? Oh that? Sperm, I had a headache last night so my man threw it at me like an angry monkey after jerking off.
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When a man blows his load on a woman's face then pulls out a handful of pubes and throws them on her cummy face.
Gave a bird angry monkey face last night. Good job I didn't shave my pubes
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another term used to say matursbate.
"I just got done spanking the angry monkey."
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When you take a shit, jizz on it then throw it at someone while smacking them in the face.
She pissed me off so I gave her an angry white monkey.
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Whilst recieving oral sex, the man, uses the hair of the female to pull her to the point of gagging on his penis. At which point, he ejaculates and the lack of air forces the cum through her nose to look like dragon nostrels, the man then takes from a small box next to the bed, his freshly shaved pubic hair and throws it on her cum moustache. A combination of the monkey face and angry dragon....
I gave Emma Henry an Angry Dragon Monkey Tash, and she said thank you!!!
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A Feminist response to all the sick perverted shit that men do to women during sexual intercourse.
It begins when a woman's male sexual partner tries to convince her to shave her pubic hair. The woman does it, but saves her pubes, and during sexual intercourse--preferably directly after her male sexual partner has attained orgasm--she takes her shaved pubes in one hand and grabs his balls as hard as she can. If there is come anywhere around the testicles, the hair might stick, giving the male Super hairy "monkey balls". Glue may be used, if the woman is in doubt as to how much the hair will stick.
Girl 1: "My pedophile ex-boyfriend tried to get me to shave my pubes, so I gave him the ol' 'Angry Super Monkey Balls' routine!
Girl 2: "Ha ha. Nice."
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