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Going from the theory that every action has an equal and greater reaction, The Apocalypse occurs as a result of a human male ejaculating at the exact same time that he releases a dump into the toilet.
But at the exact same time that this is occuring the man must punish himself so relentlessly that he begins to bleed, cry, and sweat as well as making himself vomit, burp, cough, sneeze along with every other form of bodily fluid coming forth from the bowels of his body.
All of this being done at the precise and exact same time, will certainly cause the destruction of Pluto, eventually causing the end of the world.
"Hey man, I don't feel like the world should be around anymore, I'll be in the bathroom attempting to Apocalypse."
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The contrapositive relationship between aesthetic elements (lines) and aesthetic attributes (colors, space) in which human beings are pawns.
Schematized in Goethe's Theory of Colors.
Goethe conjectured that colors and spaces (implicit lines) are contraposed to EXplicit lines in linear time and this contraposition is only manifested to human beings as cultural conflict.
Thus human beings are not agentic actors in this conflict but are FUNCTIONS in the apocalypse.
The Apocalypse is the end of the world
help! Fuck!! It's the apocalypse!!!
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When you treat the relationship between your girlfriend wayyy to seriously, and your friends genuinely think you have a death pact if she ever leaves you.
Nick: 'Who's that chick Charlie's with?'
Ash: 'She's the girl he's been apocalypsing about since he met her the other week'
Nick: 'Fucking simp.'
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1) Something that brings the end of the world, however you believe it will come.
2) For those in the Supernatural Fandom, it's the part that we all miss about the show
1) Human 1: Dude! The apocalypse was supposed to happen years ago and I'm alive!
Human 2: No shit Sherlock that end of the world crap is bull.
2) FANGIRL 1: Ya know, I really miss the apocalypse. Everything was so simple back when Sam and Dean and Cas were trying to stop the end of the world
FANGIRL 2: I know right, and we had Lucifer. He was pretty chill. But they kinda forgot Adam soo........
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An apocalypse is the end of the world as we know it. Everything and everyone will die, and there will be no more planet Earth.
The movie Dawn Of The Dead is a great example of an apocalypse
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What's happening now because of COVID-19 and the George Floyd race riots.
Person 1 in 2020: "Why has this year been so shitty?"
Person 2 in 2020: "Because it's the Apocalypse, the world as we know it is coming to an end."