Applebees

A culinary abomination. Despised by anyone with a good sense of food. Poor quality food, poor service (usually managements fault), and full of MSG and all sorts of chemicals. (look up the history, they were started by a CHEMICAL company) Still happens to be a goldmine... I guess idiots have to eat somewhere...

Any Applebees in the country

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Applebee's

A place where basic bitches go out for dinner.

Selfies in the Applebee's bathroom after manicure Monday, bitches are basic.

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Applebeeization

Taking something and making it generic, sweet, and foofy to appeal to a mass market.

A sour apple martini is NOT a martini -- it is the Applebeeization of a martini!

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Applebee's

Applebee's is a living nightmare for both employee and customer. Orders will almost always be late because the underpaid workers don't give a damn.

Employee: "Welcome to Applebee's. Would you like the apples or the bees?"
Customer: "Uhh... Bees?"
Employee: "THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES."
Customer: "Wait..."
*Employee advances while shaking a jar of bees.*

applebee

Any oversalted fried food product that only fat rednecks who eat at Applebee's would enjoy

Gee Darla I'm a gonna dip this applebee in some ranch dressing!

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Applebees

The act of giving or receiving a blow-job in a public bathroom is to "Go to Applebees."

Jo: "So what did you end up doing on your date with Carly last night?"
Sam: "She wanted to go to Olive Garden. I wanted to go to Applebees. So we compromised and 'went to Applebees' in Olive Garden."

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Applebees

interj.
A term used when you know something you’re doing is going horribly wrong

A cry of power/anger/defeat

Ex. a man sprinkling apple cider at bees

gets stung APPLEBEES