Applebees

A culinary abomination. Despised by anyone with a good sense of food. Poor quality food, poor service (usually managements fault), and full of MSG and all sorts of chemicals. (look up the history, they were started by a CHEMICAL company) Still happens to be a goldmine... I guess idiots have to eat somewhere...

Any Applebees in the country

Applebee's

A place where basic bitches go out for dinner.

Selfies in the Applebee's bathroom after manicure Monday, bitches are basic.

Applebeeization

Taking something and making it generic, sweet, and foofy to appeal to a mass market.

A sour apple martini is NOT a martini -- it is the Applebeeization of a martini!

Applebee's

Applebee's is a living nightmare for both employee and customer. Orders will almost always be late because the underpaid workers don't give a damn.

Employee: "Welcome to Applebee's. Would you like the apples or the bees?"
Customer: "Uhh... Bees?"
Employee: "THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES."
Customer: "Wait..."
*Employee advances while shaking a jar of bees.*

applebee

Any oversalted fried food product that only fat rednecks who eat at Applebee's would enjoy

Gee Darla I'm a gonna dip this applebee in some ranch dressing!

Applebees

The act of giving or receiving a blow-job in a public bathroom is to "Go to Applebees."

Jo: "So what did you end up doing on your date with Carly last night?"
Sam: "She wanted to go to Olive Garden. I wanted to go to Applebees. So we compromised and 'went to Applebees' in Olive Garden."

Applebees

interj.
A term used when you know something you’re doing is going horribly wrong

A cry of power/anger/defeat

Ex. a man sprinkling apple cider at bees

gets stung APPLEBEES