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a guy who enjoys sneaking peeks at everyone’s ass and is a fucking pervert. A guy who hangs out with all the people who smoke kush but he doesn’t himself, and thinks roblox is better than minecraft
Guy1: nigga that kid is lookin at that senior girl’s ass again
Guy2: sounds like a reese atkinson to me
Guy1: i wanna kick his fuckin ass
An ex-football manager who managed Manchester United and Aston Villa to name but two.
Famed for his love of the sun bed, looking orange and strange creations of words. He makes no effort to pronounce foreign players names correctly and "Ron-glish" his own football language came to the front during World Cup 2002.
Resigned from his commentary post at ITV and as a column writer for The Guardian after, unknowlingly broadcasting to millions of people in the middle east he said about Chelsea's Marcel Desailly,
"In some schools they'd call him fucking lazy, thick nigger."
Also tried his hand at covering some Frank Sinatra numbers, but he sold about 20 copies of his album. 10 to his family, plus 1 each to Des Lynam, Ally McCoist, Clyve Tyldsley and Andy Townsend. The other 6 purchasers are unknown.
Likes his jewellery, which earned him the nickname Mr. Bojangles.
Ron Atkinson: 'Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning.'
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the current South Australian Attorney-General who has blocked attempts of Australia getting a R18+ ratting for video games and believes gamers are more dangerous than biker gangs.
search "good game Michael atkinson" on youtube
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when a person gets lucky at such an abnormal level, he/she's friend begin to question the the doubts of life itself.
1 - i wish i was Jakob
2 - why so?
1 - Well he got tickets to that amazing concert, he got himself a car, and he scored with the hottest girl at school! How the hell does THAT happen?
2 - Atkinson's Luck, dear boy *pats shoulder, looks into sky dramatically* Atkinson's Luck
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Imagine the bitchiest teacher to ever live. Round and fat as shit body, skinny ass legs that make her look like Shrek, always calling students out for the stupidest things, and calling everyone sir as if the kids are the prostitutes she tried calling up last night. Yeah, well this bitch is the perfect definition of that. She literally has no ass. Her legs have the circumference of a tooth pick, and her body has the circumference of a small dining room table. Each fucking wrinkle she has on her saggy ass face resembles another prostitute bailing out of that loose ass pussy. Her pudgy ass face looks like a dick from the 1600s. She waddles from side to side as if she took in a good one inch from her pink Hello Kitty vibrator. And lastly, she's probably written up at least 50 kids or more in the last two months. Unless everyone finally got scared of her and her saggy tits hanging over
you while she scolds you. For all the students who may have her as a substitute, if you see her... RUN!!!
Person 1: Who do you have as a sub next block?
Person 2: Mrs. Atkinson
Person 1: Oh shit.. Get ready for the saddest and hardest 50 minutes of your life.
Person 2: ...
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Very boring town, full of stuck up people.
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Lee does not need an example. Lee does not need a reason. all as everyone needs to know LEE ATKINSON is a LEGEND!
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