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Thot Audit

Reporting a thot to the IRS for tax evasion

Guy 1: This thot wanted me to buy her premium snapchat.
Guy 2: Give that bitch the ol' Thot Audit

by Thot Officer #117 November 26, 2018

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auditing america

A Youtuber with approximately 100K subscribers who films various, seemingly random locations on the grounds of the 1st Amendment. Despite claiming a thorough understanding of United States law, he frequently states misinformation, deletes comments contradicting him, and blocks users who expose him. Furthermore, he lacks any press credentials or any other qualification to back his claim of being a member of the press.

Auditing America is honestly retarded.

by TheHonestCalifornian November 8, 2019

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Facebook audit

The act or practice of de-friending people on Facebook, mainly due to excessive status updates. Although this may apply to the de-friending of individuals, it more commonly refers to going through one's "Friends" list and removing a relatively large number of people, such as people you met at a party once and haven't seen since, friends of exes, and high school classmates that you actually kind of hated.

I just did a Facebook audit and got rid of like fifty friends. I didn't even know who half of those assholes were.

by pocketseizure July 12, 2009

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Audit Chat

The systematic, meticulous and highly persuasive bullshit that is said or written when an Auditor doesnโ€™t have or cannot be bothered to provide a legitimate logic for the rationale they have used for an audit methodology.

Dude, just give it some Audit Chat, always does the trick

by Lord of the Ledger July 3, 2011


Audit Cowboy

Like a cowboy in the Wild West, an auditor does what he has to do to survive. He shoots from the hip, and documents his way around problem areas to reduce work load and conflict with clients.

Manager - โ€œHow did you manage to reconcile tax payable to within 28 cents when youโ€™re clearly missing specific expenses/tax allowances?โ€

Audit Clerk โ€œI did what I had to do, Iโ€™m an audit cowboy and itโ€™s tough out here in the Wild Westโ€

by The Original Cowboy March 22, 2018

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Audit Cowboy

One who does more than what is required of them when performing audit procedures

Dervan, I told you to get 75% coverage by vouching payments. Recap1 says you vouched 99.8% of the balance. You my friend are an audit cowboy.

by Techno Friday March 3, 2011

25๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Audit Hangover

Physical and emotional symptoms normally representative of a drinking hangover, but which occur from auditing too late, particularly in busy season.

Guy #1: "Oh man, I was here drafting that long-form audit summary memo until 3:00 this morning. I've got a massive headache, sensitivity to light and sound, shakes, dizziness, and an overall feeling of regret for what I did last night."

Guy #2 "Shit, sounds like you've got a serious audit hangover. Nothing that 4 ibuprofen and a Red Bull can't fix, though."

Guy #1 "Oh snap."

by Auditor David February 24, 2010