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An automotive transmission created for people missing an arm or a leg.
An automotive transmission for people who do NOT know how to drive.
An automatic transmission is like training wheels on a bike. When you learn how to ride a bike, you lose the training wheels. When you learn how to drive a car, you take the automatic rental back and get a REAL car with a stick shift.
Damn, Hector, that kid Smedley had the nerve to drive over to take my daughter out in a car with an automatic transmission! Can you believe it? I chased his ass away and told him not to come back until he learns how to drive.
Don't blame you, Simon. Say, maybe your daughter can teach him how to drive a stick shift like a real man.
Great idea, Hector! She likes the kid but won't go out with a wimp to save her life!
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an action you do automatically, as a result of another event or action.
Whoa, sorry I had to blink, it was an automatication!!
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Chant done at basketball games or other athletic events, when somebody is on FIRE, who the athlete is in the "ZONE"
Jimmy White is AUTOMATIC tonight against the patriots!
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When your systems are down or you are not in control.
"No way to control it, it's totally automatic...all of my systems are down"
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A type of automobile transmission used by old granny ladies, girlie girls, girlie men, and sissy boys.
You can spot cars with automatic transmissions as you drive on any road. The drivers step on the brakes for random cosmic events. If they see a fuzz, they step on the brakes. If they see a car pull up to a side street, they step on the brakes. If they come to an intersection, they step on the brakes. If they see a crow, they step on the brakes.
The repeated brake lights warn all stick shift drivers that a totally incompetent "driver" is operating the car.
No man with any self respect would ever drive a car with an automatic transmission.
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To do immediately.
To have great leadership.
To be pro as fuck.
To awp better than anyone has ever awped before.
wow, that guy pulled an Automatic!
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