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a trio consisting of a Prussian, French and Spaniard touching others in an inappropriate way
OMG! It's the Bad Touch Trio!" "OMG! They're so hot! But cover your vitals!
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Your creepy uncle that always seems to want a grope-hug and tells you to sit on his lap. The one everybody feels awkward around ever since he took little Susie under the stairs at last year's family reunion.
Man, Mike seems like a real Uncle Bad Touch. He's pretty creepy.
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A person who has acted upon an individual, who is unaware of the means of the situation, with a dirty sexual intension.
"Uncle Bad Touch, Why is your lap So Lumpy?"
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A religious leader, often catholic, who engages in sexual activity with minors. Often used in a humorous context.
Watch out for Father Bad Touch down at the church.
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Bad Touch Tuesday (sometimes shortened to "BTT" or just "Tuesday") is when jock males in a high school setting grope each other in the moob area, preform bean dips, giving each other bro jobs, or other inappropriate actions in public. Lethal force may be used if Bad Touch Tuesday is preformed on a day of the week that isn't Tuesday.
Logan: DUDE WTF!? Why did you grab by dick!?
Scotty: Bro, what day is it?
Lax Bro's: BAD TOUCH TUESDAY!!!!
Logan: Oh, sorry bro, I forgot.
Scotty: *grope*
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The Pervert, The Rapist, and The Pedo.
Okay, fine, the Bad Touch Trio is Gilbert, Francis, and Antonio from Hetalia...
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a dog that will attempt to hump anything that stays still long enough determinedly and repeatedly despite being pushed away, yelled at, swatted, etc.
Sarah's bad touch dog is humping the cat again.
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