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When you have sex with a girl who has a yeast infection, and you put your "loaf of bread" in her "oven" and let the bread rise
Alexis has a yeast infection, so I'll be playing The Baker tonight
To pull out and finish in a condom, and then proceed to cut the tip or poke a hole in the condom, and decorate your partner with jizz, just as a baker would decorate a cake.
As soon as he came, he cut the tip off the condom, and wrote his name on my chest.
Jonathan used the baker on Devon to demonstrate his culinary skills.
He came in the condom, poked a hole in the tip, and drew a jizz mustache on my face.
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Well known for his stupidity and glorious fuckups; the term "Bakered" was created after the infamous Corey Baker. This term is slang forscrewed up, or fucked up.
Terrell Owens schooled the corner on a double move, Owens then Bakered the catch.
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to totally fuck something up by means that are unexplainable by any human being
That anvil was whole until he Bakerized it into three pieces. "That guy could fuck up an anvil."
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An item or object that's had the shit beaten out of it, either intentionally or as a result of sheer incompetence.
He really Bakerized that server rack.
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Slang for Bakersfield, California
Ex. 1
"Rodolfo 'Cheyenne' Cadena was born on April 15, 1943 in Bakersfield, California. In 1959, he and fellow Bakers homeboy Richie Ruiz were convicted of stabbing a man to death outside a Bakersfield dance hall."
Mundo Mendoza, 'Cheyenne Cadena - A Mafia Legend' July 27, 2019
Ex. 2
Ice Pick: Remember the homey Jamie Osuna from Bakers?
Snuffy: Yeah bro! That dude was a savage!
Ice Pick: Was? He still is! He beheaded his cellie and made a necklace out of the dude's organs!
Snuffy: Oh shit! Damn! Them dudes from Bakers don't fuck around!
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A dumb ass comment that holds absolutely no relevance to the conversation. Usually dealing with buying or selling firms, flying to London, or taking classes at the Playboy Mansion.
That retard kept making bakerisms when he tried hitting on some girl.
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