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A saying used to describe an obese person whose layers of fat seem to cause "13 rolls"
"Wow look at that chunky bitch, shes got a bakers dozen"
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In Porn the taking of 13 hot cum loads on a girls face, tits and mouth. Quite a wonderful sight.
All 13 of us came on the cunts face giving her a Bakers Dozen of jizz.
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A group of 13 very cool British girls (one honorary member) that share adolescent experiences together, and good times. Each have a varied size of cake shelf and are all very quick witted and clever
"who's coming to the super cool party tonight?"
"The Bakers Dozen girls!!"
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1) A thirteen inch clit.
2) A clit so big it could be mistaken for a penis.
3) Something you don't want your dick to touch.
Guy 1: I can't believe you hooked up with her, she looked like she had a bakers dozen.
Guy 2: Dude, my ass hurts.
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a sexual position made famous by a "Mr Baker" in which one inserts both fists, their cock and and both big toes in to a girl at the same time.
Adrienne couldn't her face in public for weeks after the pictures of her getting The Baker's Dozen surfaced on the internet!
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The act of placing all 10 fingers, penis and testicles inside a women at one time. Making a total of 13 individual parts inside her at once, Hence the term Baker's Dozen. This can be done using any of the following oraphaces, mouth, vagina, and or anus simutaniously, in any combination, as long as every thing is inside at the same time.
Used in a sentence: Jane's gag reflex made her two testicles short of her first Baker's Dozen
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(n.) the act of smoking 13 consequetive bowls of marijuana. A double-entendre; "baker" refers to both the marijuana being burnt and the number traditionally associated with baked goods
Dude, I got so fucked up yesterday. We smoked a baker's dozen. I couldn't move for a day.
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