Bannon

See: cunt

"You're such a fuckin' Bannon, you know that?"

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Dunk a Bannon

The act of defecation, particularly into a conventional toilet with a water-filled bowl. Entered the vernacular circa 2016, with reference to a particular political advisor of the era.

Hang on dude, I gotta dunk a Bannon before we split.

Hey, bring me some more TP, please! I just dunked a Bannon and I need some.

Stevie Bannon

Noun. American colloquialism referring to the act of autofellatio; self-administered oral sex.

My date bailed so I spent the whole Saturday night at home working on my Stevie Bannon technique.

“I’m not the namesake of the Stevie Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock." - Anthony Scaramucci, 2017

steve bannon

Dick Cheney and Death combined

Death and Dick Cheney both had a child that would one day become the new sith lord. They named him Darth Steve Bannon.

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Steve Bannon

The acting of trying to fellate oneself and failing.

I pulled a Steve Bannon and now my friend Anthony won't stop making fun of me.

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Steve Bannon

The act of sucking one's own cock

I hurt my neck last night trying to Steve Bannon.

It's too bad Everett's dick is too small that he will never experience the enjoyment of Steve Bannon.

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Steve Bannon

1)An unholy fusion of a mutated fur-ball and Jabba the Hutt who is masquerading as a Neo-Nazi to spread chaos.

2)A drunken racist vagrant that somehow lives in the White House, and has control of Trump's mind

"Hey bro. Am I the only one who sees how much Steve Bannon resembles Jabba the Hutt?"

"Look, Bannon, next time you wanna talk to me, come see me yourself. Don't send one of these twerps."

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