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A black comedian who reigned as one of the "King's of Comedy" from the late 70's until his timely death in 2008. Apparently, one had to be black or mentally impaired to understand his humor. One of his only strong points was the ability to use the "race card" and weak observational family comedy. He was not missed by any intelligent person.
This stand-up comedian is pulling a Bernie Mac.
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Noun
1. The person Bernie Mac
2. A specific type of open-handed face slap, starting with a slow short backswing, followed by a full-force forward swing, with completion of the arc even after the hand makes contact with the receiving face; less commonly, may also refer to its backhanded variant.
Verb
1. The act of performing a Bernie Mac (slap).
"Remember that time in the movie Head of State when Bernie Mac was chosen as the running mate?"
"Yeah! I love that part when he Bernie Macs those reporters."
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ohmg it's bernie-mac code orange!!!
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A euphemism for masturbation, often unknown to one party in a two-party conversation.
Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!
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A ridiculous looking suit that in no way is appropriate to wear anytime other than on halloween.
Person 1: "is it halloween ?"
Person 2: "No. why?"
person 1: "because Chris is wearing his Bernie Mac Suit"
Person 2: "That is in no way appropriate for this occasion"
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A euphemism for masturbation.
Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!
To Bernie Mac someone: to catch a person so completely unawares as to absolutely decimate them.
Does not necessarily need to be a physical assault, but a vicious triple pimp slap combo is the archetypical essence of the move.
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you....I'm out." - 'Julio' from Half-Baked
The Bernie Mac.