An unattractive woman with overly large (presumably fake) breasts who flaunts them for attention. Of significant importance to the "bowser" designation is the presence of a jacked-up face (too much botox, a dead tooth, a weird mole, leathery skin, etc.) with the pair of obnoxiously large, sometimes veiny or misshapen, breasts which are barely contained in a tank top that's a size too small anyway.
Jay: "Yeah man, the last time we were at the Toledo Hooters we definitely missed their "A" squad."
Dave: "Yeah. Bunch of fuckin' bowsers working that night."
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When ones foreskin is longer than ones penis
By golly his foreskin (bowser) far extends the length of his bell end
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A very ugly looking girl.
(Usually when she is spotted the theme music from the dungeon level of the game is hummed)
"Check out that chick..she's a total Bowser"!
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a SUPER quiet loner type of guy. never talks, even when he's with his group of the few friends he has. makes situations awkward with only his presence & when he does say something everybody listens. also has a distinct smirk when he smiles.
This Guy: Oh, hey, Bowser.
Bowser: ...
That Guy: Don't mind him, he doesn't say much.
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bowser is a hot sexy dilf from the game super mario
come rail me please
βyooo have you seen bowser from super mario?β
βyeah man heβs so sexyβ
Noun: Australian slang for a petrol pump.
I can't believe the price of petrol at the bowser.
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While this is indeed the name of the bad dude from mario, this word is commonly used in New Zealand when referring to the object you use to smoke marijuana when having spots. Some merely call this the spotting bottle, we, however, are more inventive.
Hey man, pass the bowser you fiend
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