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(n.) cunnillingus performed in the morning, shortly after waking up - so named as a play on "eating pussy"; another word for pussy.
The only thing better than a wake-and-bake is a breakfast of champions.
A:I don't like the word "pussy". I call mine, "breakfast of champions".
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I read Breakfast of Champions aloud last night to my girlfriend, but she couldn't understand it as my mouth was full of vagina.
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Black coffee and a cigarette as your first and only meal before noon.
The Breakfast of Champions is staining my teeth
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Commonly known as 'goin down on' your girlfriend the morning after a previous night of rampant sex
"i had a 'breakfast-of-champions' this morning, my my, it didnt go down too well"
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A makeshift breakfast consisting of an energy drink of ones preference, and a piece of junk food (i.e. chips, candy, donut, etc.)
I was starving before I had to get to an early meeting so I stopped at the Am Pm to grab a Breakfast of Champions
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the perfect hangover breakfast based on junk food and other crap you can possibly find in a college student's kitchen cabinet...
A good example of breakfast of cahmpions would be:
sausage McMuffin + a can of diet coke + leftover pepperoni pizza + a bowl of frosted cereals + Maalox plus tablets
"Fuck dude, that's what I call the breakfast of champions!!"
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Cunnilingus performed in the morning. (So named for the similarity between the labia majora and two strips of bacon.)
I'll have you know, Bertrand, that this morning I partook of the breakfast of champions.
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