Breather

A person who makes no earthly contribution to life. They stand, sit or lay around doing nothing except putting down others that have done something in life. They take up too much oxygen breathing my air.

Man, Rick talks about everybody and has not done anything in life worth a hill a beans - he is such a breather.

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Breather

An unusually large bowel movement; so large part of it extends beyond the surface of water in the toilet bowl. Feces in this situation is said to be "breathing" or a "breather" as it appears to be coming up for air.

"I ate a bowl of Kashi last night and just dropped a huge breather."

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breather

The act removing one's pants (or watching others remove pants) in a strip club, bar, Chase Park Plaza lobby, or other public setting. Technical term appropriately applied to Lt. Governors of Midwestern States.

Pete decided he needed to take a breather at Verlin's after his fundraising calls went poorly that day.

see KMOX nes August 26, 2011

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Breather

Usually some guy who smashes Waikatos with some weird ass name. Lives and breathes the boys. Uses local slang like "Chur" and "safe". Thinks everything is grouse. Out the gate music taste but people don't seem to mind Hard bass. Joyful.

Aiden: Chur breather, you're the next best thing since sliced bread!
Deano: Tumeke my bro.

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Breather

To call someone inadequate or ugly. Originating from the phrase "Geox the shoes that breath". Commonly used as an insult.

"Hey man you're such a breather"

"OMG she breathes, what a breather"

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No Breather

When you are having sexual intercorse with someone and their arse smells like ass and you are having trouble busting your nut and you stop breathing so you can enjoy the sex and stop smelling the nasty stench. Then you almost black out holding your breathe so you can bust the best nut you’ve ever busted.

“Yo I was fucking Becky last week and her butt was a little musty, so when I was hitting it from the back I had to pull a No breather to finish fucking her. It was honestly the best nut I ever busted”

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breather

1. A breather is short for poopbreather.
2. Someone who has the breath of poop.
3. One who breathe's poop.

Fred was such a breather yesterday.

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