Professional Bricklayer

Somebody who waits to take a crap at work.

If you never take a crap at home because you can do it at work between breaks, you're a professional bricklayer.

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busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

a person who is extraordinarily busy, to the point that they have no capacity to take on extra workload

- Hey Bob, can you get last quarter's financial report to me by close of business on Friday

- Sorry Peter, im busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

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Bricklayers

wen u drink many beer nd get very sick the next day AAAARrrrrrrrrrrrHHHHHHHHHGGGG is not good.

damn dude i have so many bricklayers aaaaaaaaaaargh

Turkish Bricklayer

This is a Connect-4 move which involves two horizontal rows of three tokens with one valid token point at the end of each row.

"No not the turkish bricklayer" - Other player

Colombian Bricklayer

An exquisite and underground sex move.

The girl will be in a handstand sucking the guy off. After he finishes, she will then spit the cum onto his hand. He will then rub it onto her pussy. He will then proceed to viciously fist her while she sucks him off again. Repeat until satisfaction.

Nah bro, she got freaky af fr. Let’s just say, I did the Colombian Bricklayer on that bitch.