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i got burnt toast by accident it scared the living shit outta me
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you're having a stroke.
Bo Burnham once said "If you smell burnt toast, you're probably having a stroke"
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A white kid who acts like (he/she)'s straight out of Compton.
See wigger.
Dat kid be trippin' boo, be nuttin' but burnt toast.
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(N). A myspace girl with a cute innocent name (ex. Brave Little Toaster) and decent flattering photos, who in real life actually looks like burned toast and is not so innocent after all! Burnt toast is often found at local rock shows drunk, suggesting sexual favors and locked in the bathroom applying makeup/taking pictures.
Woa. Did see Burnt Toast at the bar? She was saying she wanted a boob job so she could give some guy a tittyfuck! I thought her myspace said she was sxe!
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When you, unfortunately, burn your toast the police come to your house and shoot it. You were also caught in the crossfire and died. You are in hell at this current moment.
Kid: Burnt toast
Police: GET DOWN KID ITS NIGGA TOAST
Kid: dies in the crossfire
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expression used the same way as "that sucks"
Princy: gosh you're so smart
Amanda: not really. not compared to the rest of my graduating class, things are getting tougher with this economy.
Princy: oh, burnt toast.
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Term for someone lazy to redo something they just messed up, or too comfortable to change a situation for the better.
Literal Example: Making breakfast in the morning & you burn the toast, there are 3 choices: 1) You bin it and go without breakfast 2) You scrape some of the burnt stuff off or 3) You eat it as is. But under no circumstances do you make fresh toast.
Mike: Bob is always whining about how his girlfriend never does anything around the house, I can't understand why he doesnt do anything about it.
Geoff: Burnt toast my friend, burnt toast.
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