A butter churn is a girl who, when faced with the singularity of marriage, decides to ride every stick in the tri-county area, just so she can get her kicks before she is tied down for life.
Tre: Dude, I'm fixin to get down on the Michele bitch tonight.
Rocco: I ain't hearin' that, man. That chick is a fuckin' butter churn; every guy's mixed his butter in her.
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When a male is receiving a hand job and just as he begins to climax, he lets out a huge fart and then utilizes the covered wagon trapping his partner under the covers with a smelly mess. the big brother of the covered wagon. EXPERTS ONLY NO AMATUERS!!!!!
My girlfriend dumped me after receiving the butter churn, but it was well worth it!
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The act of repeatedly forcing a girl (or guy) down on your hog while they're giving you a blow job.
I made my girl butter churn me last night.
After I took it in the ass, my boyfriend made me give him a butter churn (or churn his butter).
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When two men sit on a toilet and simultaneously shit--- while the one in front gets jerked off
I'm horny and have too shit. Want too butter churn?
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The act of masturbating whilst one defecates.
-"Have you ever churned butter Tallahassee style?"
-"If you mean Tallahassee butter churn, then yes, I've done that twice today."
The opposite of a dutch rudder. Where someone else grabs your cock and you move their hand up and down.
My wife was asleep, but I put her hand around my schlong and gave myself a belgian butter churn
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your girl is underneath you, then she fellates you, when you reach orgasm, you continue to pump it and churn the ejaculate into "butter".
I pulled a Carolina butter churn then made her spread it on toast and eat it.
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