car accident hot

A human who is hot enough to cause a car accident due to rubberneckers.

Yeah, she’s hot, but she’s not car accident hot.

Car accidents

Good news if the person is a whore who fucked a retard instead of you.

Car accidents are ALMOST always tragic. Sometimes it's just a whore that fucked a retard instead of you.

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Planed car accident

When a car falls off a plane on accident and hits someone/something/property

"Your mom died in a planed car accident"
(often misspelled as planned which is an honest mistake)

Car accident

When you want a sandwich but your mom won’t make you one so you take her car and a random pedestrians car that you hijacked while they were blowing someone off in a random house, you put bread on both cars, than put cheese on one side and ham on the other than smear them in mayo, or one side pb and the other jelly, than you put a brick on both cars gas pedals (safety first) and than, you have some fucking bread and random ingredients that we call a sandwich. See that’s the good ending, but the bad one is that the cats explode and you fucking die. That’s called a car accident.

I wanted a sandwich and I accidentally got into a car accident.