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A raving idiot who scares old white people with racist nonsense expressed in a loud voice.
You know Fucks News is on, because Tucker Carlson is staring at the camera with his creepy Tuck Face!
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Dylan Carlson (born 1968) is the lead guitarist, lead singer, and only constant member of the drone metal group Earth. He was the best friend of Nirvana vocalist and guitarist Kurt Cobain. According to Nick Broomfield, he is the subject of the Nirvana song "In Bloom.
"That Earth Show last night was Great,Dylan Carlson is a true master of his art"
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A euphonium player in the Sotto Voce tuba euphonium quartet. Also bears a strange resemblance to Robert Pattinson from the Twilight movies.
Mark Carlson looks like Edward Cullen.
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Very common phrase at the University of Minnesota. Refers to anyone studying at the Carlson School of Management. On campus, Douchebag and Carlson are basically synonymous. It is presumed that every Carlson student is a douchebag, so the few who are not must be identified specifically as "not a douchebag" by someone in CLA to be accepted by anyone cool on campus.
CLA Girl: "Hey what's your major?"
Carlson Douchebag: "International Supplier Relations and Human Resources Management"
CLA Girl: "Oh... I have to go..."
CLA Girl: "I met a cute guy, but turns out he goes to Carlson"
CLA Guy: "Douchebag."
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Masturbate to ejaculation and then bite at the come like a dog on a garden hose.. While dressed in clothes your mother picked out
Greg's won't be at church today, his dad caught him doing a Tucker Carlson and joined in..
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He got pwned,
Haven't seen him since.
Crossfire is now gone, thank god.
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Conservative pundit (with libertarian leanings) who used to co-host Crossfire. Now appearing on Dancing With The Stars or some other lame reality T.V. show. Used to wear bow ties. Compared Canada to "a retarded cousin" when he himself LOOKS like the retarded cousin.
Tucker Carlson: Canada is like my retarded cousin.
Canada: Yeah, but you look like the retarded cousin. Fuck off, you dancing fool.
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