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chad

The sticky build up found between the scrotum and arse.

Build up increases when the person doesn't shower or has had a hot sweaty day.

Person 1: Yo Yotty, take a whiff of this.
Person 2: Damn! What the hell is that on your fingers.
Person 1: I haven't showered in days and that's some of the wicked chad I'm brewing from underneath my fat ball sack.

Damn dude, have a shower I can smell your chad

by Yottyboy May 6, 2020

2164๐Ÿ‘ 711๐Ÿ‘Ž


chad

1. Residue of faecal matter; usually situated between arse cheeks after incomplete wiping and can spread to balls.

The smell of chad emanates further and becomes more putrid the riper it gets; annoying all those in close proximity, while the chaded person is often oblivious to their wafting odour. Left unattended the chad will become skid marks.

2. In reference to the male anatomy, it is the space between the anus and the scrotal sac.

The etymology is uncertain as to which definition came first and it's likely the term bifurcated into both definitions after those with chad on their chad created the ambiguity.

i.e. One person telling another the smell of his chad was verging on offensive. Some of those overhearing the complaint went away assuming chad to mean the first definition above, while others assumed it was the second definition.

Differentiation between the two is determined by how chad is used in a sentence.

The girl's first sentence below is rather ambiguous, while it's obvious the guy is referring to his itchy chad (anatomy).

The guy's last sentence below uses both definitions to beautiful effect, respectively.

Both definitions spread like wildfire equally and preference of one definition over the other can be regional.

Globally, most places accept both definitions and the local translation of the English name Chad, all in lower case, is used in many instances. i.e. the term is tsjaad in Dutch, ฤad in Croatian, csรกd in Hungarian, etc.

Girl: Phew dude! I can smell your chad from here.

Guy: My chad is so damn itchy too!

Girl: Did you wipe properly?

Guy: Yeah, excuse me while I go wipe again. I've had 4 coffees, a fruit salad for lunch, a spicy dinner and after taking that dump an hour ago; I can now feel a smear of oily chad itching me between my arse cheeks; some must've oozed out onto my chad.

Girl: Dude! too much info!

by Chad the gooch July 5, 2019

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Chadness

Noun;
The quality and state of Chad's virtues and attitude.
It's a state of enlightment only few can achieve in a lifetime.

"Arnold was the embodiement of chadness."
"Chadness is the quality of being bold, ballsy, Alpha."

by Ernest K. January 23, 2021

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Chad

A type of person who is a chatterbox, yet kind and sweet

I am a chad.

by TheRandomWordMan November 18, 2022

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chad

In reference to the male anatomy, it is the space between the anus and the scrotal sac.

Guy: Argh... my chad is so damn itchy!
Girl: Dude! too much info!

by teamchad4life May 17, 2007

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chad

A chad is the area between a guy's asshole and his nut-sack.

When I rim Matt, I like to smell and lick his chad too!

by USAF Cadet June 17, 2021

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Chad

Chad should not be insecure. Chad is interesting and just (not) right the way he is.

Chad, everything thats not you is not you, you know.
Might as well grant yourself the You you feel at home in and stay there. Grant yourself comfort. That comfort will inform everybody who sees you that you know where the home lake is, the place where you brew your own cool stew, and that its legitimate and necessary to insist on eating of it.

(Im not saying im there but im constantly aware of it)

by Krkiฤ October 11, 2019

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