Text Chasm

Noun

An unnanounced hiatus in a text conversation, which can last any amount of time. It usually occurs when one of the conversing parties leaves their computer, or turns off their phone, and the remaining party is left hanging. Often the remaining chatter will fill the text chasm with assinine remarks, mistaking the chasm for speechlessness. When the missing chatter returns, sometimes the next day, the text chasm is collapsed.

Chatter 1: 'Yeah they totally rocked the house last night"
Chatter 2: "For sure, what an amazing set."
Chatter 1 now leaves, creating a text chasm.

Chatter 2: "That keyboardist was smokin hot."
Chatter 2: "Did you see the guitarist fall over? What a loser."
Chatter 2: "I fucked your sister last night."

Chatter 1 returns much later, reads the last comment and is upset.

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spasm chasm

vagina - common in low grade pornographic literature in the 1970

"I rammed my thrusting love muscle deep into her spasm chasm"

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Ruby Chasm

a Telford term for the female genitalia that looks and feels like a moist red cave/chasm, does make you wonder who you've been sleeping with if it resembles a chasm

oh look at that ruby chasm,

i want to fill that ruby chasm
oh hey look i can see their ruby chasm from here.

orgasm chasm

a vagina

dude, i ventured into the orgasm chasm last night and i came buckets

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gasm chasm

vagina,pussy any other synonyms for the female sex organ

man...i totally stuck it in beckys gasm chasm

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Gasm-Chasm

Slang for vagina or pussy, often large and loose.

Man, her gasm-chasm was huge!

sauce chasm

The gap between the crust of a pizza and the beginning of the cheese. The exorbitant amount of sauce that is collected in between the two, serving no other purpose than to piss you off. The no man's land where the cheese ends and the crust begins, covered only by marinara.

I left an extra inch of pizza because the sauce chasm was too overpowering.