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When your girl fucks you wearing nothing but a gas mask and heels. Inspired by the music video for 'noise' by Kenny Chesney
I don't know what got into her, but last night my wife surprised me with a Chesney.
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Sweetest girl you could ever meet. She is kind, loving, and cute. She always cares about you if you are feeling down. She has the cutest laugh you will ever hear. When you are sad she tries to cheer you up. She is the most loving person in the world.
Person1: have you met chemilio.
Person2: who is chemilio.
person1: it's chesney and Emily.
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When you think you've found something dangerous, but it turns out to be harmless.
Jennifer found a chesney. She thought she found a stun gun, turns out it was just an asthma inhaler.
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The 'one & only' drink you have if you're the designated driver
Do you want another drink? No thanks, I'm driving, this one's my Chesney
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Guernsey Twatois meaning boring or sleep inducing person. Usually proceeded by the phrase "this will interest you..."
Also means to poo oneself whilst making the sex.
"Chesney" can also be used to describe someone that invents things that have already been invented for example the piano or the E chord on a guitar.
Chesney also referring to 90's popster Chesney Hawkes
"doing a Chesney" - to shit oneself for love
"Ah Chesney" - meaning something is not very interesting.
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1. A slang name given to any form of crust or unwanted trimmings which are of a vile form.
2. Excess matter found in nocks and crannies.
Knob Cheese, Burnt Crust, Bogies, Ear Wax, Table Scrappings, Nail Dirt, Bum Crust, Belly Button Fluff, Smegma etc...
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The most gorgeous girl you’ll ever meet in your life. She’s perfect, sweet, kind, loving, caring, and loyal. If you ever get with her and break up with her, you’ll instantly regret it. Definitely a freak in bed. If you date her, she’ll always be on your side and will support every decision you make. She’s over protective in her relationship with her significant other. When she walks in the room it automatically makes everyone happy. She’s perfect.
Ryan: woah who’s that?
Brian: the hottest chick in the world, Chesney.
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