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1. Someone who really likes to snuggle.
2. Someone who likes to "cling on" to their lover, especially in public.
3. A grappler.
1. My husband is a real clingon after sex.
2. Did you see my brother Max and his wife Anita at the party last night? She's a real clingon.
3. Matt tried to punch Royce, but Royce is a real clingon.
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When someone can't take a joke properly or appears to clingy. Can be referred to just about anything in any situation.
Person 1: I told her we were going to have this massive orgy and she believed me.
Person 2: Wow, what a clingon
Person 1: She doesn't leave me alone
Person: She's such a clingon
Person 1: Omg he doesn't text me back quick enough
Person 2; Stop being a clingon
Person 1: I was acting pissed off and she thought I was serious
Person2: We all know she's a clingon
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a woman who swings from one guy to another, hence cling-on.
Carey broke up with Matt and then started dating Mike the next day, she's a clingon
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A needy person who texts you way too many times to the point of psychotic behavior. These people will also call your cell phone, home, place of employment and will block their number hoping you will answer them. They won't take "no" for an answer and rationalize their needy behavior.
You go to the movies with a friend and you tell your boyfriend or girlfriend. When you get out of the movie, you check your phone and there are 5 missed calls and 15 text messages.
Your friend sees this and says "Omg we were only at the movies for 2 hours. He's such a Clingon!"
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peace of shit that resembles piles (hemeroids).
one you shit, one you shove
thats a big pile, OH its shit!
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The Carolina Clingon is the sexual position in which the female lays on her back and the male lays with his feet toward her head. He then inserts his throbbing erect penis into her anal orphus while simultaneously placing his scrotum sac "balls,hairy brain,nuts, etc." into the females vaginal opening. This name originates from the sex toy allowing a women to simultaneously pleasure both her anus and vagina. This sex toy's name is "The Clingon"
Last night, Susan and I did the Carolina Clingon and I wa blew my load in no time.
I love the Carolina Clingon but last she saw a mouse and got scared, subsequently causing her vagina to clench and pinch my balls all to hell. I'm still icing them down.
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