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Usually a Baseball team's best relief pitcher. He comes in for the last inning to "shut the door" on the other team and preserve a tight game when his team is on top. As opposed to breaking balls and offspeed junk, he usually comes in and throws his outstanding fastball and, typically, slider.
The 8th inning is the real last chance for our sox to fight back. Mariano Rivera (most acclaimed closer ever) is warming up in the bullpen.
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an awesoem song by nine inch nails that could be used as a pick up line
bob- "I wanna fuck you like an animal"
renee-"ok lets go"
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An amazing movie, starring Natalie Portman, Jude Law, Julia Roberts, and Clive Owen. A devastatingly depressing story that documents the truth about what many people consider to be "love". Deff a must see for...oh, say, everyone in the world.
Closer Quotes:
"People who fall in love at first sight never stop looking."
"I know who you are. I love you. I love everything about you that hurts."
"There's a moment, there's always a moment. 'I can do this, I can give into this, or I can resist it,' and I don't know when your moment was, but I bet there was one."
"Everybody wants to be happy."
--"Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy, they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live--which can be depressing."
"Lying's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off--but it's better if you do."
"You KISSED me!"
--"What are you, twelve?"
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When you close a deal or get something done like get or mack a fine ho
i macked that bitch, im going to make coffee because coffee is for closers. Remember your ABC's. Always be closing
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Always closing the deal. Ya hook up with the kid once and 2 days later he is at your Family Christmas. Serial Daters. Usually pretty boring people considering they always have a significant other.
Sarah: They have a dog together? Didn't she just meet that guy last night?!
Holly: Yeah shes a closer.
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Someone who ends all group chats or social events when they show up because nobody likes them. They "close" the social event.
Dude, watch out for the closer, we cant have her at our party.
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One of the enemies in Silent Hill 3. The Closer is a tall creature with ball-like hands, a seizuring and penis-like head, and very tall legs almost pointy. Attacks by using its hands that emit a tongue, or by spinning its hands around crudely.
"I think it has this name because its height beings it a little 'closer' to Heaven than most others."
-me
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