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As you're about to cum during head tell the girl to stop, start to put your clothes back on then when she least expects it... Jizz in her eye!
Girl friend: I need some help with my history essay
You: ok cool, I'll teach you about william the conqueror.
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When you have to really put some effort into passing a massive shit, and put one foot up on the bath to wipe your arse, having totally dominated the toilet.
After eating a 40oz steak the night before, it took GP half an hour to pass the results, but the Conqueror's Wipe afterwards was totally, totally justified
A man by the name CAPT.SELLERS who anal conqueror
HEY THERE PRIVATE. BEND OVER AND REACH FOR THE STARS WHILE I GRAB MY FLAG. For im an anal conqueror
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Pronouns used by gay men and closeted trans
"Did you know Joshuas pronouns are Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem"
"Dude... that's slang for closested gay men.. hes gay."
"Dont misgender Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem!"
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Someone who knows how to use any and all god given and materialistic instruments to get you off. (this can also just be you to yourself) They probably are a pleasing type and have spent extensive hours doing research, listening to podcast, and practicing
Call her daddy episode “how to have an orgasm” with dr emily morse - shows you how to be a clit conqueror
Pum Pum Conqueror-Someone who conquers pussy or Attacks the pussy with a divine force. He or she is great in bed and loves to make a pussy cum.
1.Saveon is great in bed. He always make Prescilla cum he is a pum pum conqueror.
2. Omg he made me so wet last night felt like he is a pum pum conqueror
3. She sucked my pussy soo good she can conquer my pum pum anytime
The achievement you get once you have stuck your cock in every hole.
"Last night I finally earned the title of The Conqueror"