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When your girl is in the shower, you go in and take a nasty shit, don't flush and walk out. The steam and scent cook itself.
My wife is pissed, I crockpotted her last night.
When your constipated and you place a heating pad on your stomach to somewhat liquify your terd/terds for easier passing
After eating those cold mozzarella stick I'm sure to be Crockpotting later tonight
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A process of giving a women/man a gaping asshole. From there you proceed to bust inside said butt. you then proceed to urinate inside the cum filled asshole. Then you take a shit inside of this horrid mixture as well as vomit into the asshole of your lover. To finish off this masterpiece, you proceed to put your dick back inside of the filled up ass and stir it around.
Reverend, I just gave Dave a gnarly Crockpot last night.
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Leaving your weiner in a girls butt after anal until it becomes hard again.
"Hey girl you want a Russian crock pot this weekend."
"I'm really into European appliances so I would love one!"
"Hey girl you wanna Russian Crockpot?"
"Well I'm really into European appliances so I would love one!"
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A multi-participant sexual experience which includes at least one cousin
I lost my virginity in a Kentucky Crockpot. Family Reunions are so much fun.
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This is something that can only take place when two people are in the shower together. When one person is all soaped up, the other releases a foul, pungent fart, forcing the other to slowy stew in the mix. Like a dutch oven, only in the shower.
I gave my bitch the Cambodian Crockpot and she threw up all over the shampoo bottle.
When someone is receiving a blumpkin while giving an upper decker.
Hey babe, can you give me a blowjob while I poop in the toilets water tank...you know a Mississippi Crockpot? That'd be hot!