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Unlike what the other asshole said,a curling game consists of two four player teams, and the object is to have your rock the closest to the pin after sliding it from one end of the ice to the other, the skip tells the sweepers to sweep or not to sweep, and sweeping drags the rock further, and holds line. Curling is a game of skill, and accuracy and most games are won by centimetres. And by the way, The united states have a mens team, a womens, team, a junior mens team, and a junior womens team, You ignorant fuckhead, to think that someone can actually criticise a sport that they know absolutely nothing about, bravo dickhead you just embarrassed your country by being such a fuckoff.
Wow this guy is a real ignorant fuckhead! He cant even give a proper definition for curling!
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When someone tries to tell you off and you come up with a good comeback. burned Told
Person A: You are sooo ugly
Person B: Well I'm not as ugly as your momma
Audience: Oooo Curled!
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When a person's personality is so dead (uninteresting, boring) that you would rather watch curling (the "sport").
"I stopped talking to Alex because he was so curling."
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1. Someone who is thoroughly convinced that he/she is a man (or pirate) or possesses male-like qualities, often to his/her mockery.
2. Someone who insults women on a daily basis.
3. "A fucking stud, usually brown haired and brown eyed. Wears argyle sweaters and never does anything wrong."
4. ^ A liar
"My testosterone levels are so high. I LOVE POWER TOOLS. I'M A PIRATE."
"Don't fool yourself, you're no Curl!"
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whoa, that fight was like MOTHER FUCKING curling.
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Like lawn bowling, except colder, lamer, more boring, and about 2000 dollars more expensive
I told my girlfriend that i liked curling, and that is why she left me
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when you’re drunk to the point of almost blacking out, most likely interacting with other substances (i.e. MDMA, cocaine, nicotine, marijuana)
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