DJ

It is a prefix that will make anyone's name sound less important.

DJ Bill Clinton

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dj

a person every girl wants their clit rubbed , scratched , tone played & fingered and if they know how to do special tricks, buy him a ring and marry him

Girl i just met this guy who is a “DJ” last night, and i think im ready for marriage

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DJ

Used to be a title showing a capability to mix and scratch existing music to create a new sound (the equivalent of the digital match-up artists of today), but now anyone who has made a track line-up on a tape or burned CD has the same talent of the self-proclaimed narcissistic DJs of today who for some reason buy their material on LP even though all they're doing is fading at the end of one track into the beginning of the next.

"Oh, don't you love DJ NeonMonkeyJizz, he's so talented, I mean, the way he fades between tracks is just so perfect it's..." **SLAP** "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

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DJ

Typically it stands for Disc Jockey, you know, someone who can actually mix music. Now it's used by any and every person to download two mp3's and the demo version of FL Studio.

Person: Hey I heard you're a DJ!
DJ BJ: YEA BRO I GOT THIS ONE TRACK IT'S HOT
Person: How long you been doing that?
DJ BJ: WELL IT TOOK AN HOUR OR TWO I SPED UP THE PITCH
Person: No, I mean DJing...
DJ BJ: SHUT UP FUCK YOU IM A DJ

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DJ

Acronym 1: Disc Jockey
Acronym 2: Digital Jockey

DJ: A person who's whole responsibility is to make a crowd of people dance and enjoy the night. If a party fails for whatever reason the DJ is usually the scapegoat.

Disc Jockey: A DJ who mixes with vinyl records.
Digital Jockey: A DJ who mixes with CD's or a laptop.

1: That DJ rocked the house last night.
2: Who the f*ck was that DJ? His music was so bad my ears started to hurt!

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dj

To stimulate a clitoris with two fingers, as if scratching a record.

I was getting down on this girl and I went all dj on that shit.

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DJ

A verb meaning; To give up. To not try. To approach a task with minimal effort. To show no signs of gumption towards anything productive. To carelessly spend money. To fail at a task, and having given it no heartfelt attempt. To never acheive anything beyond was is required to minimally survive.

Also used as a noun; A person who gives up, does not try, etc...

Verb: The worker DJ'd his job to find one that was less difficult, but just as rewarding. The man's wife was angry at him, so she DJ'd their savings on useless items.

Noun: If that guy wasn't being such a DJ, he'd get some work done around the house. All the retired man did was sit around all day being a DJ.

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